Pigs Demotivational Poster
GUINEA SAURUS REX -
GENETIC TAMPERING - Stupid scientists. Now bacon can fight back
MEN ARE NOT PIGS! - Pigs are gentle, intelligent and sensitive animals.
GUINEA PIGS - Adorable. but EVIL!
AW COME ON! - Can you GET any more cliche??
PIGS ARE AMSOME! -
WHEN PIGS FLY -
HAPPY PIGS - Make better tasting bacon!
FRIENDSHIP - Never be afraid to hold your friends hand in public - no matter how funny they look.
PIGS - They never tasted so good.
I'VE BEEN TOLD - ...they make great pets. The guinea pigs on the other hand can be a bit demanding.
FLOATING PIGS - Because it would be demeaning for you to carry them across the river on your back.
C A N N I B A L S - They walk among us...BEWARE!!! Isn't ironic how funny this really is...?
GUINEA PIGS - They like their porn
ROAST PIG WEDDING - Bacon joined in eternal deliciousness. Mazel Tov! It's a potroast!
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL -
BASIC PHYSICS - You can't fit a square pig into round holes like tops and pants.
ALL . - These three men acted as human-shields to protect their wives / girlfriends. Now what were you saying about all men being selfish pigs?
APORKALYPSE NOW - Coming soon to a pad near you
THE APORKALYPSE? - Pssshhh... When pigs fly!!
EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL
WALL STREET - It huffed and puffed and blew your house down
THE G FORCE HAIRPIECE - Hey, thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s something in your hair. Oh, nevermind, its just a hideous rodent corpse
WINSTON CHURCHILL DAY - "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
THE TRUTH ABOUT TWO FAIRY TALES -
BLISS - Requires ignorance of the slaughterhouse.
It's no wonder -
MEN - Trying to make an honest living by literally screwing older ladies for money.